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{"id":4476279554159,"title":"Say Hello to the Animals!","handle":"say-hello-to-the-animals-1","description":"\u003cp\u003eA noisy, fun-filled farmyard adventure, with furry touch-and-feel animals on every page!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eLook who's hiding under those sticks. Say hello to the fluffy chicks.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFollow the friendly puppy as he scampers around the farmyard saying hello to all the animals. Toddlers will love to stroke the big, soft, velvety animals and to join in making their noises.\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2020-06-02T05:46:45+02:00","created_at":"2020-06-02T05:46:45+02:00","vendor":"DiskontoBooks","type":"Soft Cover","tags":["Children","English","Fiction","Picture Flats","Under 6"],"price":5500,"price_min":5500,"price_max":5500,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":31682268954735,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"Ian Whybrow \u0026 Tim Warnes","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Say Hello to the Animals!","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":5500,"weight":123,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_management":"shopify","barcode":"9780330521475","requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[]}],"images":["\/\/www.diskontobooks.co.za\/cdn\/shop\/products\/SayhellototheAnimals.jpg?v=1591069694"],"featured_image":"\/\/www.diskontobooks.co.za\/cdn\/shop\/products\/SayhellototheAnimals.jpg?v=1591069694","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":null,"id":6286250672239,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":0.998,"height":400,"width":399,"src":"\/\/www.diskontobooks.co.za\/cdn\/shop\/products\/SayhellototheAnimals.jpg?v=1591069694"},"aspect_ratio":0.998,"height":400,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/www.diskontobooks.co.za\/cdn\/shop\/products\/SayhellototheAnimals.jpg?v=1591069694","width":399}],"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_groups":[],"content":"\u003cp\u003eA noisy, fun-filled farmyard adventure, with furry touch-and-feel animals on every page!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eLook who's hiding under those sticks. Say hello to the fluffy chicks.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFollow the friendly puppy as he scampers around the farmyard saying hello to all the animals. Toddlers will love to stroke the big, soft, velvety animals and to join in making their noises.\u003c\/p\u003e"}

{"id":4381985833071,"title":"Dinosaur Adventures: Iguanodon – The noisy night (Picture flat)","handle":"dinosaur-adventures-iguanodon-the-noisy-night","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePart of our Dinosaur Adventures series, Iguanodon – The noisy night is the perfect picture book for dinosaur lovers aged 3+. Children will fall in love with the tale of the story of Isaac's determination to find a way to keep the forest quiet and get a good night’s sleep. This fantastic, fully illustrated story features stunning artwork from Dan Taylor and is a terrific read for any little dinosaur fan.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2020-02-11T17:18:16+02:00","created_at":"2020-02-11T17:18:16+02:00","vendor":"DiskontoBooks","type":"Soft Cover","tags":["Age 6 - 8","Children","English","Fiction","Picture Flats"],"price":5500,"price_min":5500,"price_max":5500,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":31291988017263,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"Miles Kelly","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Dinosaur Adventures: Iguanodon – The noisy night (Picture flat)","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":5500,"weight":268,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_management":"shopify","barcode":"9781786178503","requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[]}],"images":["\/\/www.diskontobooks.co.za\/cdn\/shop\/products\/Dinosaur_Adventures_Iguanodon_The_noisy_night.jpg?v=1581434332"],"featured_image":"\/\/www.diskontobooks.co.za\/cdn\/shop\/products\/Dinosaur_Adventures_Iguanodon_The_noisy_night.jpg?v=1581434332","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":null,"id":5840024338543,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":600,"width":600,"src":"\/\/www.diskontobooks.co.za\/cdn\/shop\/products\/Dinosaur_Adventures_Iguanodon_The_noisy_night.jpg?v=1581434332"},"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":600,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/www.diskontobooks.co.za\/cdn\/shop\/products\/Dinosaur_Adventures_Iguanodon_The_noisy_night.jpg?v=1581434332","width":600}],"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_groups":[],"content":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePart of our Dinosaur Adventures series, Iguanodon – The noisy night is the perfect picture book for dinosaur lovers aged 3+. Children will fall in love with the tale of the story of Isaac's determination to find a way to keep the forest quiet and get a good night’s sleep. This fantastic, fully illustrated story features stunning artwork from Dan Taylor and is a terrific read for any little dinosaur fan.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}

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